I am not understanding why you would go to bed because you are tired and then turn on the same garbage tv you had on downstairs (loudly mind you), especially when you have specifically requested me to go to bed too (and I want to sleep.)

I "get" the idea of tv in bed. Sunday mornings lounging in bed watching a cheesy film (or 2) with a restorative cup of coffee are great, or deciding to go to bed in the next commercial break in the late night film on friday so you can snuggle and try to stay awake for the last bit and hey if you don't succeed it doesn't matter but you wont end up with a crick in your neck like you would on the sofa..

But i dont get the am in bed, must put tv on thing. nope. not at all.

he's gone to bed.

I am sat with a glass (baileys, emptying fast)

tired (oh so tired) but finally relaxed.

Why??

Why if you request your bacon to be left under the grill for an extra minute for crispness does that mean you want to take over and finish the cooking completely?

Ah Mothers

when they tell you that you should have had a flu shot so you wouldn't have your cold because you are in one of those groups ...no not the OAP or asmatic or child or pregnant woman group nope ...that only leaves the your in the fat bastard group.....Gotta love mothers and thier back handed love and compliments !

The most wonderful time of the year...

It's the most wonderful time of the year

The monsters are yelling

Himself keeps on telling you "fetch us a beer"

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the knack-knackeringist season of all

When the turkey is burning and and all around are yearning

to get out of here..

It's the most wonderful time of the year..